“We are so blogging this!”

(overheard between a drunken John & a drunken xJane at last night’s Abney Park concert) Background: Yesterday, xJane was sitting around, slightly ill, and generally feeling sorry for herself. Whilst innocently watching Emmy consideration DVDs, she received a call from John, who asked if she was busy (she was not) and if she was interested … [Read more…]

Har! Har! Har!

Thar be Christmas merriment to be had! I’m in the local coffee shop working on my papers and Pirate Santa just walked in! He’s wearing a velvet red pirate suit with white fur trim (even around his eye patch)! He’s got the scruffy beard, the long stringy hair, a parrot on his shoulder and says … [Read more…]