Gd, yt? Awsum! nm, kthxbai.

Jana just sent me this link (it’s from 2002, but it’s new to me, and hopefully to you) to a 160 character, text-messagized version of the Lord’ Prayer. This was the winning submission of a contest sponsored by Ship of Fools Magazine: dad@hvn,ur spshl.we want wot u want&urth2b like hvn.giv us food&4giv r sins lyk … [Read more…]

Stephen Colbert Liturgical Dance.

One of my favorite Stephen Colbert videos just resurfaced; watch it now, before it disappears again!

While we’re at it, here are links to two other favorites:

Watch this one through to the end–it’s the only time I’ve both Colbert and Jon Stewart lose composure. Warning: lots of male anatomy and gay sex innuendo (but nothing explicit).

In Which Blogging Invades the Real World (sort of).

Jesus, lol! Originally uploaded by mind on fire Meeting Jesus was the highlight of my short visit to Anime Expo this year (well, second to the bento lunch Miko and her friend shared with me). I didn’t realize how prophetic my lolReligion post was! (Miko, I may have found the solution to our photo posting … [Read more…]

15. Your true friends love you, anyway.

16 things it takes most of us 50 years to learn: I learned this through hard experience at the age of 25 but only after humiliating the pregnant woman I complimented: 3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby … [Read more…]

WWFSMD?

I believe! I believe! I am a skeptic no more. I am ready to put on my WWFSMD? bumper stickers because I have been touched…by his omnipotent noodly appendage. I have felt of his holy meat balls. I am a Pastafarian! Ready my holy pirate uniform! The replacement of this Mormon display at MIT with … [Read more…]

Pfffft!

This morning I learned that flailing cats are scarier when you’re naked.