Escape Pod, narrated by Roberto Suarez, 2017
The Kingdom Coffee Missionary Handbook tells Paulo that he should always put his guns away during a door approach. Heâ€™s heard this hundreds of times before, but the Handbook speaks with a voice of authority, deep like a luchadorâ€™s, strong like a drill sergeantâ€™s, calm like his abuelitoâ€™s. It slides in just under his ARgogâ€™s selectively amplified environmental audio. 450 bonus points if the contact is completed without violence, calculates the Handbook, 900 if there are no deaths. Each death harms the public image of the Kingdom, the Handbook tells him. Paulo nods agreement. Way better to spread the faith on the no-kill difficulty setting.
Still, Paulo is not stupid, so he pauses to load Rambo, his ancient and lovingly modded M4A1 Carbine, before slinging it across his back. Looking bad-ass is his favorite violence prevention technique. The Handbook says nothing about tear gas, and he decides not to mention the CS smoke grenade in his left pocket. His last couple of leads had ended with tense stand-offs. Goddess, yo creo, he prays silently. Help my unbelief. He fingers his mala of Robusto beans, sniffing hard to catch its fading aroma.