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Spark: Rindercella and the Pransome Hince

Posted by xJane on January 21st, 2009 at 2:28 pm · 7 Comments

When I was a kid, we had the story of Rindercella taped to our refrigerator. I loved reading it. I grew up in a family where the dominant form of humor was puns, including Spoonerisms. While I was first discovering teh Intarwebs, I looked for Rindercella, a candidate for being somewhere online if ever there was one. I never found it (although I did find Round Tuits, one of which my grandmother had).

Until today, when I said “nidmight”, a reference to it that all of my family would have gotten, and had to explain about how Rindercella slopped her dripper at nidmight. Then I Googled it & behold! A piece of my childhood to inflict upon my readers, muahaha!

Incidentally, for some reason, I thought of this the other day in the car & was impressed I remembered it all:
Early this morning, in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
The deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and killed those two dead boys.
And if you don’t believe this lie is true,
As the blindman—he saw it, too!
(teh Intarwebs give a different version, but this is the one I decided it was imperative that I learn by heart as a child.)

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Amber // Jan 21, 2009 at 3:05 pm

    I heard that one too–the only difference was that it started with “It was a dark stormy night. The sun was shining bright,” and we didn’t have the last two lines.

  • 2 Craig // Jan 21, 2009 at 5:00 pm

    My dad loved this so much, he memorised it.

  • 3 John // Jan 21, 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Flaying with language is so much pun!

  • 4 sarah k. // Jan 22, 2009 at 6:04 am

    Sounds like “Twas the Chright before Nistmas” that my mom used to recite. My favorite part is “Crappy Histmas to all, and to all a Nood Gight!”

  • 5 xJane // Jan 22, 2009 at 8:31 am

    lol! oh, that sounds awesome, sarah k.!

  • 6 Rich // Jan 22, 2009 at 6:16 pm

    This so reminds me of my recently deceased Uncle, who, at most every family gathering, faithfully recited the “Pree Thittle Ligs” :)

  • 7 angryyoungwoman // Jan 23, 2009 at 10:01 pm

    My personal spoonerism that I never was able to live down was the time I said “cop porn” instead of “popcorn.” My friends still make fun of me for it–cuz you know me, I’ll do anything for some cop porn.

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