Spark: Presidential Politics as D&D Campaign.

OK folks, taking a little break from religion and politics to share some Internets humor. Alright, not entirely an escape from politics…but this is effing hilarious. Excerpts:

HILARY: WTF you guys. Why am I playing the cleric?

MCCAIN: Hilary, we’ve been over this.

HILARY: No, dude. I am so sick of being the girlfriend healer. Seriously, I can’t even use a sword. Fuck this noise.

KUCINICH: IM A BARD

OBAMA: That’s nice.

And:

RON PAUL: Why pretty lady suck life out of Mitt and not Ronpaul? Not fair!

HILARY: I mean, never mind that I’m the one with 17 Wisdom, but does anyone listen to the girl? Noooooo.

RON PAUL: Also Mitt have stupid name. Who name kid after baseball equipment?

And just in case you’re still not convinced of a connection between RPGs and Election ’08:

Sarah Palin and Vikings

One Comment

  1. okay, so I saw this posted at BoingBoing & the only part I read was the “yo mama” part, so I skipped it. This is truly awesome, thanks for relinking 🙂

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