Mary, I know it’s hard to let go, originally uploaded by mind on fire.
But little Jesus died in that accident with the silver smelter.
I took these pictures on the grounds of the Crystal Cathedral in Orange. They are just screaming for caption. You can see the fear in Joseph’s face:
I challenge you–go forth and caption!
10 responses so far ↓
1 Cobwebs // Jul 28, 2008 at 5:25 am
SkyNet decides to stop dicking around in the 20th Century and sends a Terminator far enough back in time to do some actual damage.
2 sbhouston // Jul 28, 2008 at 6:22 am
Damn it Mary, I know he’s not my biological son but to make Jesus silver just to prove a point, is just mean!
3 Elaine // Jul 28, 2008 at 7:57 am
“You did what? With who? Can you even do that? That is just wrong.”
4 Elaine // Jul 28, 2008 at 7:59 am
Or, in the case that it is Jesus and not Mary Joseph is talking to (I just noticed the silver):
“Hey, you. Don’t go pulling rank on me. God might be your biological father, but I did all the hard work raising you.”
5 xJane abroad // Jul 28, 2008 at 11:42 am
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idasary rethinks her decision to have her touch turn everything she touches to stainless steel…Joseph: Behold! An inn! A great big, shiny, glass, cement, … That’s not an inn, is it?
6 Ayla // Jul 28, 2008 at 1:52 pm
“Sure…..um…*cough*….yeah Mary…. that hunk of metal is the son of God…ummm…well….come with me dear these nice people have a jacket for you to put on and a nice place to go where you can get some rest. That’s it now, shhhhh, be a good girl and come along. What? Oh yes, of course you can bring the shinny metal son of God with you. Oh course dear, whatever you want.”
7 xJane // Jul 28, 2008 at 6:29 pm
lol! Ayla that’s awesome!
8 xJane // Jul 28, 2008 at 6:30 pm
also, Cobwebs: I have to give you props for that one. For a computer system that killed off most of mankind, it’s not real smart is it?
9 Antonio // Aug 3, 2008 at 1:16 am
“Ummmm uhhhhhh this isn’t what it looks like son…the donkey and I were just ummm…damn…just don’t tell mom about this, ok?!”
-leave it to me to go for the lowest common denominator!
10 John // Aug 3, 2008 at 9:19 pm
And the winner is…
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Cobwebs! Because Terminator + Jesus = Fun. (and explains the metal child.) Cobwebs will get to choose a title from a small stack of secondhand books. Congrats!
Thanks to everyone who contributed. I got a great laugh out of your captions. Look forward to another contest soon!
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