
New Year’s Ritual
Posted by John on January 1st, 2008 at 12:01 am · 10 Comments
Every year, I make plans to become this:

But actually accomplish little more than this:

For 2008, I’ve decided to do something a little different. I’ve decided to a) make all of my goals measurable; and b) to report to you periodically on my progress. Not that you care, but that’s besides the point. This year Vanity and Pride are working for me.
- Some pansy loser said that he’d walk 500 miles (but he did so in a catchy tune). This year I’m going to run 1000 miles. That’s a modest 20 miles per week over 50 weeks, with a couple of weeks off for a bad flu or broken bones. I’ll shoot for 70 miles in January. That’s about from here to San Diego.
- I’m going to wrap up that darn Master’s degree in Religious Studies. This goal has several parts:
- I have to take one more class (I’m hoping to put together a directed readings in SF and religion).
- I have to write a thesis.
- Before I can write the thesis, I have to do research. By the end of January, I need to have read at 25 chapters or articles and completed a six page prospectus.
- I will write one page of fiction each day, and submit one story to a competition or publication each month. Also, I will write one feature story on religion each month, and submit it to a publication. So by the end of the month, you should get two stories, one that is True and the other that is true.
- I will read and review 100 books this year. If I get desperate, these may devolve into easy, brainless stuff by Dr. Seuss and Ann Coulter. I should have nine for you by the end of the month.
- This last goal will prove to many of you that I am worthy of my own little windowless room with padding on the walls. I will work to increase Mind on Fire’s traffic to 5,000 hits per day. We had an average of 75 per day in December. This is a tricky one because all I can do is consistently provide content that attracts all of you and keeps you coming back for more. Basically, MoF has to be the cocaine of religion blogs, except that every hit will be free. I aim to deliver. My goal for January is to reach a modest 100 daily visits on the average. No fair taking pity on me and hitting the refresh button–I have to earn these.
I’ll return and report on these on February 1st. Expect to see little signs of this:

So, what are your resolutions for 2008?
Tags: Goals · Personal