I divorced myself from Star Wars after watching Episode One. It was relatively painless–after the shock of that experience, I walked out and never looked back. This doesn’t mean that I regret the fond memories we had back in the Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back days.
GameBoy and I particularly love that scene when Darth Vader reveals Luke Skywalker’s parentage. We like doing little twists on it:
Vader: Luke, I am your father. [Takes off helmet, revealing Ewok head.]
Luke: NYOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!
or:
Vader: Luke, I am your…mother!
Luke: NYOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!
or we’ll do a mashup with other movies:
Sauron: Frodo, I am your father.
Frodo: NYOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!
or:
Snape: Harry, I am your father.
Harry Potter: NYOOOOOOOoooooooo!!!
Snape: I’m just messing with you. But 20 points from Gryffindor!
This is in poor taste, but I can’t resist:
God [at Jesus’ baptism]: Jesus, I am your father.
Jesus: Whoa.
Tag. Your turn.
5 responses so far ↓
1 Joe // Mar 5, 2007 at 4:45 am
I’ve always like variations with “Who’s yer daddy?”
2 Bored in Vernal // Mar 5, 2007 at 10:23 am
Joseph Smith: (to all descendants of Nauvoo women) I am your father!
Descendants: We Knooooooooooooow.
3 Miko // Mar 5, 2007 at 10:24 am
I like the Black Sheep version:
‘Course there’s always Leia:
You may not get this one if you haven’t seen the “first three” episodes, but
4 Kaimi // Mar 6, 2007 at 8:25 pm
John,
For the twisted Mormon version, see http://www.timesandseasons.org/?p=1649 .
5 Rahul Sanghi // Mar 25, 2007 at 1:18 am
Luke…I am your father..sssssss brother’s sister’s best friend’s aunt’s indian cab driver’s friend, Raghupati
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