Our first YouTube video:

In which Jana spirits John away on a pirate adventure (with Paris right next door). Good times are had. They are joined by rats, doves and mangy stray cats. John learns that he has a double chin.

Questions remain, however: where exactly did they go? What lies behind the stone door to the Egypt room? Where is Howard Carter when you need him? And who is “Dilly?”

Bonus flickr photos: