Thar be Christmas merriment to be had!
I’m in the local coffee shop working on my papers and Pirate Santa just walked in! He’s wearing a velvet red pirate suit with white fur trim (even around his eye patch)! He’s got the scruffy beard, the long stringy hair, a parrot on his shoulder and says “Harrrrrr” instead of “Ho!” He says that the pirate children need a Santa, too. He also says that Pirate Santa needs his coffee to get going. (get going in what? in his flying pirate ship to shower gold doubloons on the pirate children of the world?)
This is almost a
Or does he only visit the bad little pirates?
2 responses so far ↓
1 E // Dec 14, 2005 at 8:44 pm
Ha! Ha! Ha! Or rather… Harr! Harr! Harr!
2 Amber // Dec 15, 2005 at 6:47 am
That is just about the coolest thing EVER!
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